What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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Mark Wilson

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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