What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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