What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Womens rights

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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