- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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