Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Dylan is gay

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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A women's opinion.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Abortion

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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