why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Mark Wilson

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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