- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

I am a joke. I am funny.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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