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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

If life throws you melons... ouch

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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