- Anti Joke

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Cheese stick

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN