- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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