- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

George Bush.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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