- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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