- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Dylan is gay

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

you know whats funny... nothing.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Once upon a time, The end.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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