In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Spinabifita

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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