How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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