- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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