Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Pain Olympics.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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