- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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