Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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No, Trinidad.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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