- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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