Yo mamas so fat.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Justin Bieber got laid

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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;aosughdfo

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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