Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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You're welcome!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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