- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Who wants pizza crusts?

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Penis.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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