- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Pinus Testicles

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

mc hammers income.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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