How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

At least I dont have AIDS.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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