- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

pickle sniffer

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

knock knock. come in.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

She said no

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What time is it? 20:45.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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