- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Rigo your a stupid ass

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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