- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

There's a car about to hit me.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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