- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

There's a car about to hit me.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

What did the man without a tongue say...

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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