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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

a man walks into a prostitute.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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