Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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