Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Take this and put it- No.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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