- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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