A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

who is mark

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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