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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

gay marriage.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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