Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

How much Is a free app on my market?

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Womans profesional lacrosse

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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