What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

Give me thumbs up!

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

bees knees

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Wy did the chicken?

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

out of your comfort zone

5

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

penis

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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