What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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