wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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