how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Neither have I

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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