Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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hi will

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Harry Styles

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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E= McVagina

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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