whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Nippies

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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