- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a car about to hit me.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What did the man without a tongue say...

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Michael Castillo is gay

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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