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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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its snowing on mount fuji

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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