What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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