you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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