- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

She said no

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Flop dog

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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