Tell you something funny.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

kkk

what did the shark do when he died.....

Pain Olympics.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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