As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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all these jokes suck ass

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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