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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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