Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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Knock knock Come in

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Psychics.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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