A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Harry Styles

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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