Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

What's funnier than 24? 25

whats a dick a dick

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Billy Cundiff.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

shammmm is a lesbian.

Your time.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

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