- Anti Joke

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

This is not a joke

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!