Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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