- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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