- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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