- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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