- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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