An English man walks into a pub.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

1 + 1 = 3

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

A baby seal walks into a club.

knock, knock. come in.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Penis

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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