One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

One time I masturbated by myself

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...