Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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