yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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