Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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