Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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What's an Anti Joke?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Penisland

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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