- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Chicken penis.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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