- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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