Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Xzibit

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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