Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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That's not what she said.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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This sentence is false.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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