What's 9+10? 19

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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