- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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