Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Two english guys meet at work

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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