what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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