what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Two english guys meet at work

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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