Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Kim Kardashian got a job.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

This is a joke setup.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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