Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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