- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

What time is it? 10:58

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Yo momma so fat, she died.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

A black guy gets a job...

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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