- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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