- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Two guys walk into a bar.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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