- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

My friend harris is fat.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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