- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

whats 2+2? 4

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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