- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

Justin's hair

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

My pet rock died.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

God

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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