What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Lil Wayne

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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shut up iggy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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