- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

The Barackness Monster

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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