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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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