- Anti Joke

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Rick santorum

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

womens rights.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Snarf Nuggets

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again