- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there the game _I LOST THE GAME_

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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