- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

A man sat on a chair

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

brandon ya twwat

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Penis.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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